come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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