I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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