It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Still dying that you shit outside
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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