took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
the room spins SO much faster in panama
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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