I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Even my vagina gasped.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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