Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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