She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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