Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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