Non-Jews are for practice
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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