no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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