Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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its not stalking. its research.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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