i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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