waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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