What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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