I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Mom said you looked used
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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