You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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