Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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