At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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