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(707): View more from California

Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

my soul wont recognize me after tonight

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(815): View more from Illinois

The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd

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(302): View more from Delaware

just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.

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(516): View more from New York

You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.

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(212): View more from New York

Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?

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(281): View more from Texas

you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min

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