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(919): View more from North Carolina

please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.

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(210): View more from Texas

It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Everybody was literally kung fu fighting

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."

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(706): View more from Georgia

That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.

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(520): View more from Arizona

In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.

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