check it out our google latitudes are spooning
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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