should my penis look like a turkey
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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