drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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