they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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