Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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