The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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