omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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