the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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