Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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