i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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