My Higher Power is John Stamos
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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