Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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