ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
wow bdsm is so cute
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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