Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I'm both gender and math confused
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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