She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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