It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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