out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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