yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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