Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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