Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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