too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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