Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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