It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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