I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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