Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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