Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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