After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
