I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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