Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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