I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
