We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
no you cant smoke seaweed
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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