Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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