He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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