so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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