I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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