He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
